If there would be acid in the drinking water maybe the Trump administration would see how evil and fucked up they actually are. They could use some insight and self reflection. Let’s give them a cocktail of 1200 micrograms acid, shit ton pyote and loads of 5-meo-dmt.

And after they see how evil they are, they can have 5 grams of fentanyl each (yes, I know, many many more than a lethal dose, but just to be sure).

Neil, stay off the grass bro

Jeutchland better?

And I want my friends to know:

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I was joking, I can’t handle the large chaotic crowds of bars (autistic). I just meet with friends at home or go when it’s not busy.

I used to go to illegal techno parties, even organize them myself. Never protected my ears. Recent tests show my hearing is in perfect condition. Since I’m afraid of tennitus, I always wear ear protection now when there’s loud noise. At parties, at the metal workplace I go to, when people are javkhammering on the street, etc. I’m very lucky, several DJ friends of mine were too late and have tennitus now too.

It’s so dumb people think there are only US states. The world is bigger than the US people!

I live in The Jetherlands, next to Jermany and above Jelgium, although we also share a border with Jrance on the island Jaint Jartin.

Come on, be creative, come with state suggestions like Japan, Jamaica or Jordan for example.

But obviously his name is The Jeople’s Jepublic of Jhina.

Why, I don’t want to hear them complaining about the current state of the world, I’m already depressed because all of it, I just want to drink my beer in peace and overwhelming conversation-canceling noise, with my friends close to me, where just a glance at each other saying “I feel the same” is enough.

To be fair, he’s a genius in continuesly scamming people without losing their faith in him. Although it’s less geniusness and more stupidity of other people. Yeah he’s not a genius, he’s a scammer. Not even an artist at it.

Jambodia

Indeed. My autism triggered hard on this. After all the googly eyes on the… sugar ring thingies? in the bowl, how can you forget the silverware.

Nie Hausaufgaben gemacht. Wirklich, ich habe Deepl benutzt, um das ins Deutsche zu übersetzen.

I’ve had French and German for 13 years. I don’t speak a word of French and can say very basic things in German, but not complete sentences.

What are you on about, there have been many instances where ICE drove over people. They have shot people.

There hasn’t been a Tiananman square like massacre, but the Chinese were military forced to to slaughter countrymen or be shot themselves. They made the wrong choice, killing civilians. ICE is people willingly joining to do unlawful things to innocent civilians, SS style. Murder, concentration camps, torture, starvation, etc.

The one is someone with a gun to their head, making the wrong choice. The other is making the wrong choice to willingly be the fucking gun.

The fact that I trust a Chinese tank driver “more”, doesn’t mean I trust a Chinese tank driver.

It would have been better formed if I said “I distrust a Chinese tank driver less than an ICE agent-”

Never heard of Birdvision Songfestival?

Someone has to pay the billionare’s bills

Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

Pete Hegseth, did you leak battle plans again?

“Hi, I’m a potato seller. My customers rate me and my potatoes 5/5 but out of humility I promote them as mediocre and partly rotten.”

I’m good at one thing in my life, why should I downplay it.

Modify an elevator they take regularly, making the overweight light remote controllable. As soon as they step in you flip the switch.

But like the other comment says, telling them won’t help them. It only makes them feel bad.

Instead I would ask them if they would be interested in doing sports together because you feel like getting better in shape and think it would be nice to have their company.

It moves the focus away from their weight and towards something positive. Plus, you will get in shape too. Something like that would help me being more healthy as I’m totally not motivated to do sports on my own and if I can help a friend get in better shape that would be an extra plus. Sports also helps mentally, which is the reason I should actually do it more often.

A friend dit this to me when I was deeply depressed. “Hey, I really want to go swimmong but I’m not that good at it and I don’t want to do it alone. Want to swim weekly and show me how to be better at swimming?” It really helped mentally and we had a lot of fun.

I can’t say everyone welcomes something like this the way I did, I’m just saying it really works for me. Also I’m not overweight so I can’t place myself in the shoes of someone struggling with that.

Everything is a circle

Those buttons are rectangles.