

Nie Hausaufgaben gemacht. Wirklich, ich habe Deepl benutzt, um das ins Deutsche zu übersetzen.


Nie Hausaufgaben gemacht. Wirklich, ich habe Deepl benutzt, um das ins Deutsche zu übersetzen.


I’ve had French and German for 13 years. I don’t speak a word of French and can say very basic things in German, but not complete sentences.
What are you on about, there have been many instances where ICE drove over people. They have shot people.
There hasn’t been a Tiananman square like massacre, but the Chinese were military forced to to slaughter countrymen or be shot themselves. They made the wrong choice, killing civilians. ICE is people willingly joining to do unlawful things to innocent civilians, SS style. Murder, concentration camps, torture, starvation, etc.
The one is someone with a gun to their head, making the wrong choice. The other is making the wrong choice to willingly be the fucking gun.
The fact that I trust a Chinese tank driver “more”, doesn’t mean I trust a Chinese tank driver.
It would have been better formed if I said “I distrust a Chinese tank driver less than an ICE agent-”
Never heard of Birdvision Songfestival?


Someone has to pay the billionare’s bills
Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
Pete Hegseth, did you leak battle plans again?
“Hi, I’m a potato seller. My customers rate me and my potatoes 5/5 but out of humility I promote them as mediocre and partly rotten.”
I’m good at one thing in my life, why should I downplay it.


Modify an elevator they take regularly, making the overweight light remote controllable. As soon as they step in you flip the switch.
But like the other comment says, telling them won’t help them. It only makes them feel bad.
Instead I would ask them if they would be interested in doing sports together because you feel like getting better in shape and think it would be nice to have their company.
It moves the focus away from their weight and towards something positive. Plus, you will get in shape too. Something like that would help me being more healthy as I’m totally not motivated to do sports on my own and if I can help a friend get in better shape that would be an extra plus. Sports also helps mentally, which is the reason I should actually do it more often.
A friend dit this to me when I was deeply depressed. “Hey, I really want to go swimmong but I’m not that good at it and I don’t want to do it alone. Want to swim weekly and show me how to be better at swimming?” It really helped mentally and we had a lot of fun.
I can’t say everyone welcomes something like this the way I did, I’m just saying it really works for me. Also I’m not overweight so I can’t place myself in the shoes of someone struggling with that.


Everything is a circle
Those buttons are rectangles.
I trust a Chinese tank driver more not to drive me over than an ICE agent.
US invaded Canada?
Some heroes drive in jeeps.


Haven’t you listened to Trump, Musk, Putin, Vance, etc? Facts and logic are sooo 2024.
Today everything people claim immediately is the truth. Everyone knows that.
You can’t fact check me, I claimed first so my claim is always 10x more true than yours.


Eeeeh relax guy!
What are you on about, it was on Facebook so it must be true.
I can even quote a trustworthy news article:
Trustworthy guy on Lemmy went to all planets
Sources: russiantrollarmy.gov, foxnews.com, infowars.com, thewhitehouse.gov
Other planets are pretty good.
It was pretty nice in uranus.


This summer I started again after 12 years not smoking. I’m so stupid.


1L Applejuice, 200g banana bread, 1200μg LSD, a cup of coffee and a cigarette. You know, the usual.


I have been to the other planets, definitely D tier. Except Venus, that’s C tier. Being crushed to death in acid rain is somewhat a nice experience.
Not my cup of tea
Indeed. My autism triggered hard on this. After all the googly eyes on the… sugar ring thingies? in the bowl, how can you forget the silverware.