just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you
I’m checking my closet.
I saw a mountain lion in the closet, which means it’s not hunting me. Who else is hiding in the room…
Oh fuck it’s Link Hogthrob
I’m just passing through!
Oh, no worries then
They could also be really bad hunters. Big cats are still cats, and some cats are kinda dumb.
But if you are a bad hunter you will not survive very long.
Cats can be dumb because they are being fed regardless
Well, shit, why’d he have to share it?
I too, am afraid of the Mac OS X version 10.8
This person has never even seen a mountain lion
Any cougars in my area are welcome to hunt me.
Please.
I’m so lonely.
Someday we’re gonna have millennial cougars that say “rawr xD”
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I seen a panther and its baby. Because… they did not care about me.
You say a cougar is hunting me?
You’re doomed.
