I’m german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden
\s I like france but the clichee
Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won’t disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.
Isn’t one of the options supposed to have a downside?
This is like asking “do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?”
It is… acceptable
Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?
It’s a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.
Worth it
We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let’s worry about getting rid of France first.
Germans and Dutchies won’t be able to drive to Costa Brava. Joke on them!
Well its a hard choice but what has france really done for us
easy, the left one.
France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore
Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England
hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.
Hating Fr*nce keeps you sharp in these trying times where Br*tain is too busy self-owning.
We used to hate on the US too, but now i just feel bad for how hard it’s destroying itself. like watching someone stab himself in the dick repeatedly
Respect
Can someone define catgirl? Is it just cosmetic or do I need a litter box?
Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?
Not trying to be creepy, it’s just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.
Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that’s more your speed :)
i can’t tell if you’re joking or Statesian about that tip line
so it’s a really good joke
Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it’s the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there’s a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that’s just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.
yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain’t getting a job how about you
Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don’t want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.
Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?
USA in general.
I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn’t be picking No More *hio?
Nohio or Ohion’t?
Fair
Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know it’s the only place that still uses LaserQuest’s guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.
If so, I’m down.
oh shit, i’ve gotta go check the pitch ‘n’ putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don’t know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we’re on opposite sides of the country.
aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we’d just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there
You’re allowed to say Froance here.
It’s actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!
yknow who else hates France? The ruling class
Why not both?
With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you
Uncensor that friggin f-word!
We are allowed to curse on the internet!
Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot be uncensored even in the free internet
it’s not like they said Belgium
But i like it here :( 🇫🇷
Should I prepare a lifeboat ?
French Noah’s ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.
Fuck, we’re not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine
fill the ark with wine and forget about the french. it’s for the greater good
Get off my ark it’s muh wine !
Two shipping containers of wine.
I swear some people would waste a genie.
No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever’s left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.
OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc
Understandable. You can’t take someone against their will to a doc. That’s actually illegal here. And the doctor can’t do nothing without the patients ok, except in emergencies.
can i get a french catgirl?
Yes, but she will smoke like a fucking chimney.
Any downsides?
She will age horribly, she will die sooner, you might die sooner (second hand smoking is not good).
The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit
what about a franch maid in a catgirl outfit?
That is the superlative, so
damn that’s cute :)
if that’s yours, bravo
not mine, it was a meme last year
