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Beep@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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You in front of your screen after watching your mom's VHS tape titled "My little adventures"

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You in front of your screen after watching your mom's VHS tape titled "My little adventures"

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    Happened to me at the end of my parents’ wedding tape. Guess I got to know where I come from 🥲

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      Why do they always use the wedding tape

      • brillotti@lemmy.world
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        It is customary to consume the marriage after the celebrations are done. My question is who filmed it.

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      Haha, I guess not everyone can say they’ve witnessed their life all the way from conception

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    when you go in expecting a smut but its actually a snuff

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      My siblings weren’t actually abortions

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    Luckily for my mom, I don’t have the tech to play VHS tapes any more. So her adventures are staying on the tape

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      Can digitise for you

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        I can send you it and I ask for a verbal summary

        • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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          In the form of furry fanfic?

          • modus@lemmy.world
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            Do it in the style of Choose Your Own Adventure.

  • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world
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    Damn, dad’s dick is still huge

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    Whatever happened to this dude, did he die? Last I heard his slutty daughter was going on and on about how he was on his deathbed. I assume that was another one of their grifts?

    • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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      He allegedly nearly died and went on some drug rehabilitation journey in Russia then got right back to the grift. Such a sad dork

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      Still alive from what I can tell sadly.

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      i would be so sad to learn all his bullshit was because he was getting sicker and sicker and just wanting connection. like, he had a degree he’s supposed to be smart or something. that’s what my degree is supposed to mean shut up.

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      Bruh why the slut shaming, nothing wrong with a slut

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        I really wasn’t slut shaming, it doesn’t bother me. It does bother the Christian freaks that follow Peterson though, so it’s an important detail IMO.

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          Mmmmmm

          Using the weapon of the enemy does not make it right, Does it?

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            Lol, what weapon, calling out hypocrisy?

            • Beep@lemmus.orgOP
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              Shaming women and calling them sluts in derogatory manner?

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                I couldn’t give a shit if she sucked a million dicks and took a thousand creampies. You seem to be the one hyperfixating on her promiscuity. The Petersons are hypocritical grifters and I love calling it out.

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    There’s a Black Mirror episode where something like this happens. It goes harder than what you’re imagining now.

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      I’m pretty rock hard already!

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      The one with the perfect recall devices that could be projected onto a TV screen?

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        no - Loch Henry - the documentary one with the Bergerac VHS tapes

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          That episode caused me to stop watching the show. Not cuz it was bad, just too brutal for Lil old me.

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            oh man I loved the final shot where he’s looking at the thing he gets. So brutally dark.

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    OP was too lazy to add in the caption

    • Beep@lemmus.orgOP
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      🤨!?

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        I meant as part of the image. I share memes mostly by directly forwarding the picture, which means losing the caption in cases like this.

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          Screenshot it with the caption and crop to desired size. Done.

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          Higher quality and accessibility.

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            For future use, if you need it:

            • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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              GIMP is okay, but I do miss Photoshop.

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              Nope, I will still use my current method of sharing memes.

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