What are patrol boys?

It’s not like she has no idea customers are looking at her tits all day. She must have some sort of consideration there.

I think UBlock Origin should be awarded a Nobel prize, btw. Also, this reminds me of that Black Mirror episode, where you pay for everything by watching ads, the screens are your apartment walls, and when you close your eyes to the ads, the screen detects it and starts a deafening alarm. This is the future we’re headed for if we don’t start paying for content again, now

I meant: How do you know the other one is also having fun?

I’m relieved to hear that, but how do you know?

Where are the friends though? Or is it part of the joke that you don’t have any?

Yeah I still don’t get it after re-reading. So the “true Christian” is a guy who doesn’t masturbate, so Jesus wants to save his life (but not the sinful masturbator’s life)? If so, anyone who paid attention in bible class would know that’s total BS. Jesus dines with the sinners and wants to help them.