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Fiber
Super glue.
I’m from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.
Or a jar…
Om nom nom nom no-O*O
Remember to first bring stuff to room temperature
Just eat a lot… problem solved!
Lemmy: “have you heard about our lord and savior, beans?”
Eat a lot and don’t poop, hold it tight.
Gotta yoyo that bitch
I’m still learning
Prunes work best
“What am I, the butthole repair man?”
Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?
Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.
6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you
Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.
no lube. is lard or Crisco acceptable?
peenut butter
It’s because only psychos put a space in butthole!
Corn!
Relevant username?
