I’m about to blow OPs mind.
There’s a third option -
Oh NO! SPORKS!
FOON
Who doesn’t want to stab themselves in the roof of the mouth while trying to eat their breakfast soda?
Run!
Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?
And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!
TIL
Says you can’t pick up soda with a fork. Picks up 2 drops of soda with a fork. mfw
Really makes you think!
What happens if I use chop sticks?
You have to soak them in the soda then suck out the flavor like a popsicle stick.
You can’t pick up chopsticks with a fork either. They can’t be perforated.
DEAD DOVES
[Looks in paper bag]
[Recoils]
“Well, I dont know what I was expecting…”
That’s sodapressing
Yes but WHY does the fork have slots?? Its the conspiracy that Big Cutlery doesnt want you to know about…
They actually used to be solid but the forktory figured out that they could use less metal and save money by making the slots
Watch the clip. You can indeed pick up soda with a fork. Not a lot, but watch it drip off.
Lies.
Exactly this is a case of measurement. Bad scientific method all around
this would have been really useful to me at around the age of 1, maybe 2
Average mean intellect of a TikTok.
you don’t get advanced physics on a vertical video
Stupid slots.
Hey, no slot shaming!
Slots are awesome because they prefer forking to spooning.
I lost my neighbour’s cat’s life savings on slots. Now I have to work for him the rest of my life by giving unlimited pets, treats and catnip. I love my life!
“I can’t believe you made me watch this”
-My Wife
“My Wife”
-Bhorat
