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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago

I am definitely a bird me personally

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I am definitely a bird me personally

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s not gendered, it’s birds for turds and bees for pees.

    • ollie the otter ~ 🦦 (they/them)@pawb.social
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      i like this one, very inclusive

      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        What if I need to throw up?

        Edit: wait. Obviously. Go into the brirds room and just grab somebody’s face. 50/50 its what they’re there for, right?

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      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        #everybodypoops

        • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          #nobodypoopsbutyou

          • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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            So everybody is full of shit but me?

            Fucking KNEW it.

        • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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          Not bees, they pees

        • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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          Kim doesn’t poop

          • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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            He does, it’s just pure gold and orchids.

    • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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      Kinda nice but I would have never guessed

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        It doesn’t really matter, it’s all just sinks inside each one anyway.

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    The sign in the right says “bees”, but the picture shows a creature with eight legs, two body segments, and no wings. That’s no bee, that’s a spider!

    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      There’s my answer then! Thank you!

    • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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      First set is arena, third is the wings, the come out straight with no detents like the other six legs.

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    Birds lay eggs and bees pollinate.

    For the traditional story, birds are girls, bees are boys.

    Hence the common UK slang of calling girls “birds” or in the US “chicks”.

    Ironic given that bee sexual reproduction is probably the least analogous to humans in the entire animal kingdom and the VAST majority of bees that you encounter outside the nest (and the only bees with stingers" are sterile female worker bees.

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      Pollinate… That makes sense. I always thought guys were the bees cuz they jam their stinger in.

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      Some birds pollinate aswell. Bess lay eggs aswell.

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    If that was Poland it would be pretty understandable since nearly every bee is female* while “ptak” (bird) is widely used synonym for penis.

    *i never met anyone who wouldn’t know this, also even the word “pszczoła” (bee) is always feminine in language

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      It’s hilarious that the anglo-saxon explanation yields the polar opposite.

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        TIL anglos seem to have children by pollinating.

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    deleted by creator

  • unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml
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    Bee if you want to get stung, bird if you want to get shat on.

    Either way, you’re fucked.

  • tunderboy@lemmy.ml
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    Haha you’re right!

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    Shit outside the doors as a protest against unclear signage

  • quail@lemmy.ca
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    Gender neutral id wager. Just go in one and do your business. If some people are offended who cares

  • Law Abiding VPN User@feddit.org
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    I’m a human being with autism and a number of other conditions that make it hard for me to interact with other people

    • Atlas_@lemmy.world
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      If you’re confused it’s fine to just ask which one to use

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        okay, which one is for humans?

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    Most bees are female so I guess women go in the bees stall

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      OP pic only makes sense when I think British slang for girl is bird.

      But then what is a bee?

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        B is for boy

        • Viceversa@lemmy.world
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          As in Birds?

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    I’ve been stuck in this exact situation at a local pub. It’s even worse when you’ve downed 3 pints so you’re simultaneously drunk and been holding it for way too long cause you had to finish explaining a friend why Marx was right.

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlOP
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      So fucking real

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    This post made me realize, I’ve only ever heard “the birds and the bees” referenced, but never actually how it’s applied during sex ed.

    But uh, turns out this does not make any sense in that context either. It’s just two separate examples to explain sexuality, so bees pollinating flowers and birds laying eggs. They’re just used as examples, because they’re visible in nature and somewhat resemble the mechanics of sex.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_birds_and_the_bees

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    Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).

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      Those are both things only the females of the species do

      Worker bees (which are female) go outside and pollinate; female birds lay eggs.

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      Am I supposed to lay eggs??!?!!?

      • modus@lemmy.world
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        As a wren, yes.

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          How did I forget that… Good one.

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      Birds big (boys), bees small (girls)

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      But birds also pollinate! Ahh

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    Bird is slang for girl, Bee = B for Boy

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      Bees will stick it in ya

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        Only the female bees have stingers.

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