Moisturized.
Motherfucker looks like a human version of Mario Bros’ Dry Bones.
Maybe he’s not talking about his face.
Fitter
Happier
More productive
ᶜᵒᵐᶠᵒʳᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ
ᴺᵒᵗ ᵈʳⁱⁿᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ
ᴿᵉᵍᵘˡᵃʳ ᵉˣᵉʳᶜⁱˢᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʸᵐ ⁽³ ᵈᵃʸˢ ᵃ ʷᵉᵉᵏ⁾
ᴳᵉᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃˢˢᵒᶜⁱᵃᵗᵉ ᵉᵐᵖˡᵒʸᵉᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉᵐᵖᵒʳᵃʳⁱᵉˢ
ᴬᵗ ᵉᵃˢᵉ
ᴱᵃᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʷᵉˡˡ ⁽ⁿᵒ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵐⁱᶜʳᵒʷᵃᵛᵉ ᵈⁱⁿⁿᵉʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵃᵗᵘʳᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᶠᵃᵗˢ⁾
ᴬ ᵖᵃᵗⁱᵉⁿᵗ, ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵈʳⁱᵛᵉʳ
ᴬ ˢᵃᶠᵉʳ ᶜᵃʳ ⁽ᵇᵃᵇʸ ˢᵐⁱˡⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˢᵉᵃᵗ⁾
ˢˡᵉᵉᵖⁱⁿᵍ ʷᵉˡˡ ⁽ⁿᵒ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐˢ⁾
ᴺᵒ ᵖᵃʳᵃⁿᵒⁱᵃ
ᶜᵃʳᵉᶠᵘˡ ᵗᵒ ᵃˡˡ ᵃⁿⁱᵐᵃˡˢ ⁽ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷᵃˢʰⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵖⁱᵈᵉʳˢ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖˡᵘᵍʰᵒˡᵉ⁾
ᴷᵉᵉᵖ ⁱⁿ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵃᶜᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵒˡᵈ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ ⁽ᵉⁿʲᵒʸ ᵃ ᵈʳⁱⁿᵏ ⁿᵒʷ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ⁾
ᵂⁱˡˡ ᶠʳᵉqᵘᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗ ᵃᵗ ⁽ᵐᵒʳᵃˡ⁾ ᵇᵃⁿᵏ ⁽ʰᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃˡˡ ⁾ ᶠᵃᵛᵒᵘʳˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᶠᵃᵛᵒᵘʳˢ
ᶠᵒⁿᵈ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ⁱⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ
ᶜʰᵃʳⁱᵗʸ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵒʳᵈᵉʳˢ
ᴼⁿ ˢᵘⁿᵈᵃʸˢ ʳⁱⁿᵍ ʳᵒᵃᵈ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳᵐᵃʳᵏᵉᵗ
⁽ᴺᵒ ᵏⁱˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵒᵗʰˢ ᵒʳ ᵖᵘᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵒⁱˡⁱⁿᵍ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃⁿᵗˢ⁾
ᶜᵃʳ ʷᵃˢʰ ⁽ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵒⁿ ˢᵘⁿᵈᵃʸˢ⁾
ᴺᵒ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵃᶠʳᵃⁱᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʳᵏ ᵒʳ ᵐⁱᵈᵈᵃʸ ˢʰᵃᵈᵒʷˢ
ᴺᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʳⁱᵈⁱᶜᵘˡᵒᵘˢˡʸ ᵗᵉᵉⁿᵃᵍᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵉˢᵖᵉʳᵃᵗᵉ
ᴺᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈⁱˢʰ
ᴬᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵖᵃᶜᵉ
ˢˡᵒʷᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜᵃˡᶜᵘˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ
ᴺᵒ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵉˢᶜᵃᵖᵉ
ᴺᵒʷ ˢᵉˡᶠ⁻ᵉᵐᵖˡᵒʸᵉᵈ
ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉʳⁿᵉᵈ ⁽ᵇᵘᵗ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳˡᵉˢˢ⁾
ᴬⁿ ᵉᵐᵖᵒʷᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱⁿᶠᵒʳᵐᵉᵈ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᶜⁱᵉᵗʸ ⁽ᵖʳᵃᵍᵐᵃᵗⁱˢᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ⁱᵈᵉᵃˡⁱˢᵐ⁾
ᵂⁱˡˡ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶜʳʸ ⁱⁿ ᵖᵘᵇˡⁱᶜ
ᴸᵉˢˢ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ⁱˡˡⁿᵉˢˢ
ᵀʸʳᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵍʳⁱᵖ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵉᵗ ⁽ˢʰᵒᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵇᵃᵇʸ ˢᵗʳᵃᵖᵖᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˢᵉᵃᵗ⁾
ᴬ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳʸ
ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᶜʳⁱᵉˢ ᵃᵗ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᶠⁱˡᵐ
ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵏⁱˢˢᵉˢ ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵃˡⁱᵛᵃ
ᴺᵒ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵉᵐᵖᵗʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶠʳᵃⁿᵗⁱᶜ
ᴸⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵗ
ᵀⁱᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ˢᵗⁱᶜᵏ
ᵀʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵈʳⁱᵛᵉⁿ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᶠʳᵒᶻᵉⁿ ʷⁱⁿᵗᵉʳ ˢʰⁱᵗ ⁽ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᵇⁱˡⁱᵗʸ ᵗᵒ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰ ᵃᵗ ʷᵉᵃᵏⁿᵉˢˢ⁾
ᶜᵃˡᵐ
ᶠⁱᵗᵗᵉʳ, ʰᵉᵃˡᵗʰⁱᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ
ᴬ ᵖⁱᵍ
ᴵⁿ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵍᵉ
ᴼⁿ ᵃⁿᵗⁱᵇⁱᵒᵗⁱᶜˢ
I get that reference :)
You can tell from the background that this isn’t my attic.
Imagine your surprise when you go up and find that he’s not only up there, but he’s remodeled it and it’s nicer than the downstairs.
Oh my, I hope he didn’t get rid of my private collection.
idk, he’s focused
If you were going up to the attice once per day to enjoy your private collection. I really hope the man in attic doesn’t touch any of that.
You’re right I can
You can tell that this isn’t my attic by the fact that I don’t have an attic.
you have one, you just don’t know.
I can afford an attic??
This image reminds me of something that I can’t quite place.
Doesn’t’ seem unbothered, moisturized or happy.
Going by that, he ain’t in my attic, doesn’t have a gun and is not concentrated.
But these are all things you can’t really tell from a picture. He might just have stepped on a Lego at that moment.
Brb just checking the attic.
No no. It’s the right number.
thanks. keep watch for the fuzz.
Genuinely creepy
