lol this is the old lan party piracy key I still know by heart. It’s like a password all my nerd-friends know :D

You’re not thinking car-first. You need neuralink to fix that. /s

Well there is a reason condoms come in different sizes

Ohhh now I get it. Well apparently I didn’t take this part very seriously. I cannot imagine anyone actually thinking like this.

But they very obviously are pedophiles and rapists. Don’t try to relativize.