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Buage_@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

currently busy 😅

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currently busy 😅

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    No room at the Inn, Mary

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    “Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.

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      I absolutely love this. Thank you.

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      It’s all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.

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        Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, that’s totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.

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          Not with my poop. That’s why I bring a fish tank net and a plastic bag with me everywhere

    • BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip
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      That reminds me of this scene in venture bros

      Www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2IDBJKU_t4

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    “Occupied”

    “Fuck off”

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      “Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”

    • The Real King Gordon@lemmy.world
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      I prefer

      “OCCUPADO!”

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        Estoy cagando!

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      “I am fighting for my life in here”

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    “Come in!”

    Followed by an earth-shattering shart

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      Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.

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    “3D printing in progress”

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      That one is priceless. I’m taking it.

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      “Compiling!”

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        Core dumped

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      poopiendo

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      Occupado!

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    “Occupied” or “workin on it”

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      “Workin’ on it” is perfect. I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before!

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      “Hnnnggggg!”

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      In a hank hill voice

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        This is exactly what I do. But from the episode when they went to Mexico.

        “Uh… Este Juan es occupado.”

        Makes me laugh every time, not sure about the other person.

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      Removed by mod

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    “Occupado Senior”

    *does not speak spanish

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      I was going to say that I say “occupied” because I’m used to Spanish “ocupado.” Up until then I was never sure in English despite it being my first language.

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    Gaza! I mean, occupied!

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      Shits fired!

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    “I’ve been waiting for you”

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    “come in!”

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      This is my go to

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      All fun and games until your bluff gets called

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        It’s no bluff

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    “Go away! Baitin’!”

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    Occupied

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    “Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!”

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