No room at the Inn, Mary
“Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.
I absolutely love this. Thank you.
It’s all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.
Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, that’s totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.
Not with my poop. That’s why I bring a fish tank net and a plastic bag with me everywhere
That reminds me of this scene in venture bros
“Occupied”
“Fuck off”
“Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”
I prefer
“OCCUPADO!”
Estoy cagando!
“I am fighting for my life in here”
“Come in!”
Followed by an earth-shattering shart

Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.
“3D printing in progress”
That one is priceless. I’m taking it.
“Compiling!”
Core dumped

poopiendo
Occupado!
“Occupied” or “workin on it”
“Workin’ on it” is perfect. I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before!
“Hnnnggggg!”
In a hank hill voice

This is exactly what I do. But from the episode when they went to Mexico.
“Uh… Este Juan es occupado.”
Makes me laugh every time, not sure about the other person.
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“Occupado Senior”
*does not speak spanish
I was going to say that I say “occupied” because I’m used to Spanish “ocupado.” Up until then I was never sure in English despite it being my first language.
Gaza! I mean, occupied!
Shits fired!
“I’ve been waiting for you”
“come in!”
This is my go to
All fun and games until your bluff gets called
It’s no bluff
“Go away! Baitin’!”
Occupied
“Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!”
















