Are Putin’s testicles hiding there?
As someone who lives in Japan: no. I don’t think you actually want a fact check, but just in case.
Can you start? This is incredibly funny.
I wanted one, so thank you. And I’m sorry it doesn’t
I also don’t believe there is any such thing as auto-mosaic AI either in use on broadcast TV, FWIW, but I can’t prove that.
Iirc there’s a deliberate few seconds delay in the broadcast so censors have time to cover things.
I didn’t. Please retract this fact, OP.
Fact checking, in my Shitpost community??
In this economy?
It’s auto-pixelated fact-checking so you can’t actually see it.
I’m sorry my country is exposing you to this. Just grab it if you ever see it, he said it was okay.
I could have believed it as an automated system on NHK or something.
Would be hilarious :D
Not immediately realizing this is obviously false has the same energy as when my dad quotes Alex Jones at me.
I just wish so hard for it to be true that it clouds my judgement.
Pixelate the neckgina, do it!
I mean, that’s why people believe Newsmax too. It’s not that they’re particularly dumb. It’s that most people prefer confirmation bias to facts.
Grab him by the pussy.
Thrunt.
What a glorious word.
Yea, Thrunt is winning so far.
I thought it was thrussy
he’s a Ballchinian!
Hey! That’s illegal! Showing a penis like that! WTF! Why can’t I blur his orangeness’ penis? Oh it’s one pixel. Yeah, that’s tough. You tried.
It’s called a “nussy”
The feeling when you nut in the nussy.
Neckussy
Jowlgina
Guys I’ll take on for the team and fuck it.
Ussername checks out. We found the right person for the job.
Nunt
Lmfaoooo nooooo. No way. Bullshit. Please god let this be a real thing.
Please be true 🙏
Nussy.
Close enough for them, close enough for me
It’s a shitpost, so would it be surprising if it was true.
are you telling me someone would just go on the internet and make things up?
No, bbg, everything on the internet is real.
Elephant same size as egg, see: 🐘🥚
But which came first? The elephant? Or the egg?
I did.
Is that why the elephants trunk was sticky?
Nah, where do you think egg whites come from?
Yes. His name is Donald J Trump.
Not what people usually mean by “throatfuck”
I hope i’m able to forget this post, like the sheep did it in the sheep detectives.
One Two Three
He’s the throat GOAT
At least Bubba says so
My president is a giant pussy?!
As Walter Isaacson says in his Jobs biography: “Some stories are too good to fact-check.”
