Dude look like he gon’ pickafew then go into the Matrix.
Every hot girls DMs be like…
Finally. The mush room.
Take my upvote…
Online dating
Penis
Hats off to your lady-friends
… Speed run challenge of hanging a hat on each one.
I’m envious.
Like Freud predicted you would be
Master understatement.
Opening the post and seeing only the image and your comment just sent me, thanks for the laugh!
S P O R E
In the air
Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.
More like great hall of
vaginadong.
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
Womb Raiders
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
Then they start jizzing all over everything
Mush pit.
Ah yes the phallus palace
This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn’t ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.
The penis corridor
today i learned i comprehend spanish
Cockridor
I’m sorry, but it’s obviously corridong
Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit
uhm … u wanna run for president next?
I think you grow king trumpet on sawdust, agaricus species are the dung loving one’s
Well… I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I’ve just uncovered a new fantasy
I think I need more details on this one.
😵💫 🫠
