SeductiveTortoise

“I’m going through a phase change mom.”

soaks into the carpet

Some are even able to exit vim! Without opening a web search!

This is outrageous. I am so angry, I started flinging my poop all around me!

Look, that’s what the shower is for. One can hold it and try to aim as much as they want, and meanwhile other things can get soapy.

We all know there are only two types of people in the world, those that have peed in the shower, and liars.

Oh, you know my downstairs neighbor?

Stupid sexy pitcher.

That was a nice platform once. 5/10.

7/10 with rice. Thank you for the suggestion.

Last night was so hot, my ac took three sparks per witchburn!

repress your depression!

Now do the same with US customary units. Let’s see what their hourglass looks like 🫠

The heart wants what the heart wants.

Those are all excellent links, bravo!

“Hey, I have an application I don’t want to support anymore. How can I get rid of it?”

let me Google that for you

“Oh great, it’s gone now. Thanks!”

Nobody is forcing these investors either, and I bet most of them will lose money. Which I don’t care about, but I would still hope that they would just fuck off.

You know, nobody is forcing these people to do all of this. Nobody is holding them hostage and telling them to be the worst person that ever lived. At any point, they could just stop to do whatever they try to do.

But no, they decided this is the way our society and civilization has to be run. And we still stand by and watch in disgust.

Unless I’m at the table, then don’t you dare subtracting anything 😐

And I’m accepting that he does it because he’s likely a Russian asset, but why the fuck are the rest of them playing along? You can’t tell me they’re all being bought.

Can I get a longer version? Maybe with drawing classes, because those maps were awesome!

If they’re consenting to being drugged it totally is!

Ask your dentist!

I’m getting three and handing them to random bald dudes in the office!