SeductiveTortoise

I did not, but good to know, thanks 💖

But at least it costs a fortune!

If everything that changes is the NPU, I’m not sure why I should buy it. I don’t give a crap about AI features. As long as my battery holds, I’m fine.

You should have picked it up and tossed it, that’s disgusting

Mixed bag. It was fun, but I wondered how to get out of it. But after six hours it was over 😅

When I made my first homemade butter I thought I’d start low, melted some of it over my pasta, watched some movie for a while and got so incredibly stoned, I can not remember much of what happened next. My dog decided to take me for a walk, we visited friends having a BBQ (he got a sausage) and I had hallucinations of… sheep? Like I was hearing sheep everywhere apparently and I was barely able to communicate between the giggling.

Through deduction and clever thinking I managed to come to the conclusion that I indeed did not start low, but blasted my head off with some very potent girl scout cookies butter.

Me, 15 minutes after eating my first edible: this shit doesn’t do anything! I’ll eat a second one!

Me, an hour later: wheeeeeeee!!! chuckles while flying around saturn

But…

I’ve got faith of the heart.
I’m going where my heart will take me.
I’ve got faith to believe.
I can do anything.
I’ve got strength of the soul.
No one’s going to bend or break me.
I can reach any star.
I’ve got faith,
I’ve got faith.
Faith of the heart.

I didn’t know the cups, but that design has been all over the 90s and especially the colors. Everything was in those colors. Including fake silk track suits.

Last fall, so many right from the tree. Love 'em

ME was more like the sucks asser version to Windows 98.

Fucks are expensive, one does not just give the quality ones like candy.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

Of all the available printer cartridges, they chose those from HP? Eeeeew

I really need to set up frigate. Been procrastinating for months 😐

Of course he is. He’s in IT!

And I’m not. But crying they miss empathy (which they do) and then deny it to them is just further digging trenches.

Yes, I’m not willing to become as bad as them.

Mute is fine for me.

I don’t want to fart and shit and groan in front of a camera or a microphone.

Make the record button a pause button. Let it stop for five minutes if you’re not moving. Once you walk away, it automatically resumes, independent of time. If you pressed pause while not in front of the shitter, you’re investigated.

If I don’t survive, tell my wife “Hello”.