Are you Ed?
When someone messages “Hello” to me on Teams I take one bite.
yes
Is that a door for a desk?
no it’s a snack
a snack from ikea
At least you’re getting your fiber
Well doors aren’t filling snacks.
I don’t know if they still do, but for a long while IKEA was selling tabletops and shelves that were a honeycomb of cardboard with a very thin frame of some softwood or manufactured wood product, and then a synthetic woodgrain veneer. Super light, and pretty strong… for their weight.
You’re lucky! Back in my day people would lose a few teeth biting their solid oak desks. You’ve got wood pulp cardboard covered in chocolate. Ofcourse! Take a bite! You bought it! It’s yours!
Yea straight up that’s not even particle board or osb. Fuckin cheap apartment interior door ass desk
Police look awesome busting thru.
Hell yeah it’s cheap! So you don’t need to spend as much money on a desk! That’s great!
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don’t you slander me like that 💔
You gotta chew in a more semi-circular pattern, for more comfortable seating…
The all-new Ikea Cjardboord.
someone doesn’t skip triceps day
Did I miss something? Is that a reference to what actually happened to the table?
The triceps straightens you arm, so if you hit the table in frustration with the underside of your fist, it provides the power. It’s an alternative explanation, that is somewhat more reasonable, but I think it was just a strong sneeze.
Ami crazy or is that made of cardboard?
they don’t want you to know this but it’s actually the stuff that makes kit kats kinda crunchy, or kvik lunsk if you’re norwegian
This isn’t just particle board, look on the right side. This is that cardboard wafer stuff IKEA uses, and probably others, too.
I prefer real wood tables. But I am saving money for a full steel table. So it can last for decades.
Yim yum, that’s haute cuisine
This almost happened to me when drunk sexy times. Cheap ass ikea.
Apparently, you also explosively diarrhea on your desk
No judgment
You should probably get an eye exam you seem to need glasses
