Respectfully

Marinading isn’t even for good steaks!

If penis is the problem, is what am I supposed to do cocaine off of?

I would totally fuck some mac n cheese

Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

Is that not Martha Stewart?

Is this really how I find out? Anyways that fuckin weirdo can eat shit

I did a business!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

PWA

Imagine if the countries didn’t fit together like there were vast stretches of land that no one controlled or areas with multiple countries because they were forced together like the wrong puzzle piece

I believe the gau-8 muzzle velocity is around 1000 meters per second

Woke up a solid 2, but after seeing the news I’m a 9

Cartridges of nitrous oxide. Commonly referred to as ‘whippets’

I’m gonna take a shot for every wholesome post let’s let’s fuckin goooooo

If the legal limit of plutonium is greater than 0, I’m getting some right away