How do I delete someone else’s post?
Becoming a mod. You still have time to save hundreds!
:)
*Jigglymuff
I think this is the winner
You win today’s internet LOL point.
It is no different than a human.
You could also have a beard, but if your neck, chest and crotch are hairy, your beard is connected to your bush in one long stretch of body hair
What a terrible day to be literate
Can confirm.
It’s like a crab super-highway!
Like Sean Connery in Zardoz.
One question: Why, why did you do this?
Yes.
OK I GUESS IT IS TIME TO QUIT THE INTERNET FOREVER BYE EVERYONE
I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.
Yeah, they clearly used the pubic triangle to make a not very subtle point.
Heh. Point.
It’s chest hair
It being triangular in that shape and density distribution means it is clearly one and not the other.
ಠ益ಠ
It’s cursed, that’s what it is!
It’s obviously chest hair.
Someone give em a little goatee
Edit: nvm, I got it
This makes me uncomfortable for so many reasons.
Jigglylandingstrip
It’s so other pokemon can find the jussy
Still not an answer
Oh, but it is.
It’s the answer you didn’t know you were looking forLanding strip + soul patch = landing patch…? Or alternatively, soul strip.
I like soul strip, never heard that one before
Is a beard not just a mouth bush?
What is a bush, if not just a genital beard
Exactly
Gotta get that nutsack goatee. Neat little string of hair running down between the balls. Then slap a pair of sunglasses on top of your dick and you’re ready for that ZZ Top concert
I think I’d like a goatee that also encircles the mouth
