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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Anti-horny meme

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Anti-horny meme

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world
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    “Photo”…really? Go fuck yourself op!!

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    Boy, it’d be just terrible if I received any unsolicited pussy pics…

    coughs

    I said… IT’D BE JUST TERRIBLE IF I RECEIVED ANY UNSOLICITED PUSSY PICS

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      • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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        Whoa, that’s one puffy pussy. All the more to love!

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      • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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        Pussy loaf. Get me a slice of that!

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    • Kate-ay@lemmy.world
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      Is this an Are You Being Served reference?

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        It is, and I’m unanimous in that.

      • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        This might be the first time I’ve seen anyone reference it online and that’s a tragedy

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    I used to be so like this, unironically stringed along a girl who was hitting on me, making her play videogames, and gave zero fuck that she wanted well…fuck. She gave up of course, funny thinking about it now.

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      Did she send you cat pics though?

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        She only had contact through the game so no, it was a rando trying to score something im a videogame lol

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      Why wouldn’t you just tell them you’re not interested in them like that? No reason to string them along.

      Did you mean unintentionally?

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        I don’t even remember…I was playing a game, they were in the game and “friended” me to play along, but were actually flirting. I was not 100% sure, but I was 100% not interested, and only wanted them as a game partner. At that point it as obvious, and I was practically trolling them. She gave up eventually.

  • stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world
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    *vulva

    • EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml
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      Mulva, is that you?

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      All kinds of cameras these days.

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    Vagene

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      That better be your cat’s name this time.

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        Bob

        • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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          Not even Gene or Gina?

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            Bob and vagene would be amazing

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    This happens to me all the time xD

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      Oh yes, my DMs are full of pussy pics and baddies wanting to slay me. But, all I want to do is bust out my laser pointer and play with their cats.

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        Please do! our cats love to be played with

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      Which side of the convo?

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        Why not zoidberg!

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    His virgin levels are OVER 9000!

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      Is it though? When I was a virgin I would have loved girls to send me pussy pics. Now, years later after many partners and experience, I’m not impressed with women trying to flirt with me with a pussy pic. Send me a cat photo and we’ll talk. If these women are that shallow that they send pussy pics to score, they should target virgins instead.

      • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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        I am a virgin.
        If some woman sent me pic of her vagina, I would assume it’s probably some 50 year old dude trying to catfish me.

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          50 year olds don’t know how to communicate with younger generations so I doubt it. I’m 39, even I really don’t get Gen Z and Gen A. I feel so old because they are so weird. If I were to catfish some younger person they would immediately know.

          Also, even knowing it’s someone catfishing, I’d still be happy to see pussy pics when I was a virgin.

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