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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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  • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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    But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your flesh stick feel good.

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    Nah, she takes her teef out first.

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    comprising

    not comprised of

    friggin’ dunce

  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s called a ring gag…

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    Who was the first man who was like “I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat”???

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      Honestly I’m kinda thinking the chick came up with the idea.

    • Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml
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      Oral sex definitely predates humans as a species, almost all social primates do it

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        Huh, I haven’t heard of that. I know they did other stuff but I didn’t know that sloppy top was one of them. What about cunnilingus?

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          Good question

        • couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip
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          I saw a crude depiction of the rusty trombone in a cave somewhere

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      Adam

    • couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip
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      Not so far from the actual first man, I presume

      • Damage@slrpnk.net
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        Easily an ancestor to the first man, I’d guess

        • Pman@lemmy.org
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          Could still be a human, just not a homo sapiens sapiens, but maybe a homo sapiens or homo Neanderthalis, maybe as far back as homo erectus, if it is in the branch of great apes that makes up humans that invented felacio.

  • VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world
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    Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.

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      Perhaps the danger is what makes it hot.

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    I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.

    • Life_inst_bad@lemmy.world
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      They’re Made Out of Meat https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ

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        I am a man that’s made of meat, you’re on the internet looking at feet.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    muscles

    ?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
    Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
    Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

    boneless

    So not a werewolf.

    highly sensitive

    So not a true manwhore.

    flesh

    So not AI.

    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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      The penis and scrotum are encased in a thin layer of smooth muscle called the dartos fascia. It’s what causes the foreskin to close at end and the scrotum to wrinkle up when cold instead of just hanging like an empty sack when the testicles retract for warmth.

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      What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??

      Just the normal kind.

      Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

      You need to put in the work to get the best result.

      Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

      You really have been missing out…

      • Mossheart@lemmy.ca
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        Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

        How many cock pushups can you do?

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          Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.

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          1 and done.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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        Only the normal amount of prehensile, huh?
        I’ll work on that.

        put in the work

        OK, fine, bowling, curling, stone throwing, dwarf-tossing (prehensively), I’ll do all of it!!
        (… starting tomorrow tho)

    • RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 pack PPs is a cool band name.

      • danekrae@lemmy.world
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        yoink

        • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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          yank

          Their new hit single

          • fartographer@lemmy.world
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            Such a good title that you jacked it

            • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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              Beat it like it owed me money

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                Best it like your PP

    • Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world
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      ?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??

      So your penis doesn’t point up when hard?

      highly sensitive So not a true manwhore.

      So being punched in the dick doesn’t hurt more than being hit in the arm? Then again most men have their foreskin removed as a child so maybe that is why it yours is not sensitive like it should be.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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        Hey, getting hit in the arm hurts!!

        But no, I can’t really grip an object, only smash it.

        most men

        Idk

        • Zagorath@quokk.au
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          Sorry but I don’t trust that infographic. Over 50% in Australia? Try more like 15. If it got Australia so badly wrong, how accurate are other countries?

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            Yeah I think it’s conflating rate with current numbers. Now it’s like 15% but in the overall population there are prob about 58% who are cut currently because the rates used to be so high.

            Even the US rate is less than 80% right now. The graphic is labeled 2016 though.

        • Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world
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          I’m in America, so I went off of numbers that I know of here, my bad. Being uncut in a county where most are it is hard to talk to a doc when most are cut.

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            (*USA - but I’m sad to hear you are having doctor issues, that shouldn’t be)

            A hoodie on a muscular figure is a fierce look!!

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      Only himbos have sensitive dicks?

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    God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.

      The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao

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        Lol that’s horrifying.

  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works
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    Hack! J’accuse!

    https://youtu.be/LfT8PRJXfFM?is=pJnEyHqd3jnNlENP

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    According to one ep I listened to from Last Podcast on the Left, hard PPs are difficult to cut off.

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      Difficult to cut off, maybe, but not so difficult to crush.

      • Spezi@feddit.org
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        Welcahme too ze hydraulic press chaneel

        • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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          Will it blend!?

    • baines@piefed.social
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      if you grew up with the internet you really don’t need to guess

      and the answer is not really difficult but more so than you’d think

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    Jeez, how long have you been spending on thesaurus.com?

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    And chock full of germs that will give you an infection in probably the worst spot of the entire body.

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      Uh… it’s definitely not guaranteed that a penis will cause an infection. If this is a regular occurrence for you, talking to a doctor would be a good idea.

      In fact, there was some research a while back that suggested that having oral sex first reduced the risk of yeast infections from penetrative sex at a later date.

      The theory was that the woman’s body would be exposed to the foreign microbes in a smaller dose which helps train the immune system to deal with it.

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        I think he means the mouth as being full of germs, and getting a infected ween stinks, sometimes literally.

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          Fair enough. If it’s happening every time their partner puts it in their mouth, their partner needs to see a doctor.

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        I meant biting down on it

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          Oh. Then you’re absolutely correct. Human bites are pretty prone to infection.

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