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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Going to the club tonight so I'll be a whore there too

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Going to the club tonight so I'll be a whore there too

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    12 hours ago

    Why just online? 😏

  • RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    I missed my opportunity to be a whore. I’m too old and married now.

    There was one week about 15 years I was able to fulfill this dream. I remember it fondly.

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      I don’t see the contradiction

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    Why do you need mental problems to be a whore? Can’t you just do it because you’re cool like that?

    • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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      “I am mad that I can’t huff enamel without people assuming it’s because my family sucks. I hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high” - Summer Smith

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      Imagine is man whores were given as much attention as woman, they’d be out there every day with just a thong.

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        Easy honestly, you just have to put some effort into your appearance and be ok with that attention coming from weird 60 year old men, just like anyone else.

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          That’s gay

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    2 days ago

    Whoray!

    • Bonje@lemmy.world
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      When the moon hits your eye like a big titty pie; thats a …

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      No no no, we’re not revealing the whore ray until next Tuesday!

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        see you then!

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        There’s a documentary about that.

        https://youtu.be/rNuk_boPD8Q?t=57

  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Dealt with a lot of my mental problems. Still a slut.

    • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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      Nice

  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    What club?

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      Club penguin of course

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        I was at home, eating Dorito

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      I hadn’t noticed until you pointed it out to me but you are right, Lemmy is pretty bad at spotting satire. Or… who knows, maybe I’m off base again. Could be

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I’m a whore online, but a slut IRL.

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      I’m online but I ain’t paying you shit.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Well this ain’t my OnlyFans so… 🤷‍♂️

        Also I don’t take shit as payment. Money or drugs only.

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          I have two boxes of Advil. Can I see a nipple?

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    Could always become a VTuber

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    same bestie

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    Is it not feeling like it or not having the proper tools and skillset to use the tools? Because I’ve been there and it was a long, slow, determined journey that led me out of it. Decades long. But I got here.

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      Wait, are we talking about you becoming a whore ?

      • Maeve@kbin.earth
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        No we’re talking about how I learned self-esteem, and did the work on myself to not mistake easy access for appreciation. Because that’s not what it is, and the Epstein dumps cleared up remaining questions (eg affirmed what I suspected, once I cleared the brain fog of too much gaslighting, drugs, and alcohol).

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      Fuck that’s discouraging!

      I’ve got a bunch of tools and so on but being middle aged, I’m a bit sure if I’ve got the energy for change

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        Well I had no tools, skills, or money, and a set of really messed up environment with a crabs in a bucket mentality, so it doesn’t have to be that way for everyone.

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