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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

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New life

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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    Nice try, potato man.

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      Can I have all those potatoes? I know just where to rehome them (My stomach)

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      *Flammenwerfer. Because it werfs Flammen.

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    deleted by creator

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      you want to keep them dry and cold, them not being pre-washed helps as the dirt absorbs excess moisture

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    Damn. One sneeze and it’s all over.

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    And just like the walruses, they’ll kill you if you’re not careful.

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      A potato killed me once. It was not pleasant.

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        Get well soon ❤️‍🩹

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          That is the most appropriate thing to say to a deceased person.

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        A potato fucked my wife

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          No realli!  
          
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            A møøse ate all of my pøtatoes

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        Be grateful they can only kill you once.

        Unlike the system lord Ba’al.

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    Lol

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      This

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