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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Wise words

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Wise words

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    2 hours ago

    What if they have a cup?

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    Unless that’s their kink.

  • Ymer@feddit.dk
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    I mean, wouldn’t scissoring actually have the lowest risk of fecal-oral transmission when compared to most other sexual acts? Fingering or oral sounds much more risky to me?

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    don’t tell me what to do, shitass.

    look at shitass here, probably shits with his ass like a chump

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      How do you shit then if not with your ass? Regurgitation?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        i pay a family in Georgia to shit for me

        • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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          Damn. Bougie

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            petit bougie i got little legs

  • nop@lemmy.world
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    So non-lesbians are ok to scissor with the runs?

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      Yes

  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Only one cup, huh?

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      You just brought back memories. Good ol times

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    Porn “lesbians” scissor, for the enjoyment of straight men. Real lesbians just lick.

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      hello i am a lesbian who enjoys scissoring
      it doesn’t look like it does in porn though. the geometry is different

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Not in my experience. My best friend is a lesbian, she and her wife talk about enjoying it. Maybe they are the only couple in the world though.

  • KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Can someone explain this to me? I’m not familiar with the lingo

    • houndeyes@toast.ooo
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      Can someone explain this to me? I’m not familiar with the lingo

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      Scissoring is when women smash clams and the runs is when you’re pissing out of your asshole.

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        You sir/madam/whatever are a poet.

      • MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app
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        Such beauty in your wording.

      • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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        Couldn’t have said it better myself

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