I’ll start
- Barry “The Hatchet”
- Johnny Fiddlesticks
- Big Bussy
- Timmy Two Nostrils
- Greg
- Barry “The Hatchet”
You accidentally included the best-of list at the start, whoops
Yeah that one is cool
Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione ZamboniObviously they’d never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn’t have a postcode.
Parma John
He said “worst” mob names…
Mama Mia I was a fallin asleepa

Pussy Hands
And a good day to youse.
The Gobba Ghoul
Pee-wee Hurt 'em
Ivan The Incontinent
Sloppy Joe
Ben Bada Bingo
Judas The Snitch
Oliver Garden
Fat Arteries
Sammy Stutters
Jimmy No Toes
Edit:
Amish Steve “The Hacker”
He don’t know shit about computer or phones but if you need a body disposed of, he is your Amish.
Loose-Lips Larry
It’s-a me, Mobario!
Tony Falsetto
Parta DaMobba
Garry Baldy
Johnny the Sharter
Mucus Kevin
Big Paulie Prolapse
Donny Little Hands
Not seeing a lot of short ones:
- Sleezo
- Skunk
- Weenie
- Dogfucker
- Spaz
- Pork Rinds
- Shakes
- Depends
- Stank
- Gassy
- The Feet
- Cranky Pants
- Fussy
- Titboy
Bigus Dickus










