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4 days agoB for Biden.
Hold your applause, please.
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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
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Yeah, that’s the definitely-not-costal city to the north-west of the also-definitely-not-costal city of Chicago, right?
I read that in the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Threeee-y’re Dead!
Hard to say which one finished them off. Better put both.
Alright, but I’m only going to show you once.
What kind of planet? Little glass planet?
27·12 days agoI don’t want to hear a single one of you calling others for falling for AI slop ever again.
By all accounts it was someone who didn’t speak English as their first language and described the version as “last” when they meant “latest”.
For all the people on here quick to mock others for being gullible enough to fall for AI-generated slop, this is embarrassing.
It’ll be a sad day when we lose such a beautiful singing voice.
Praise be Hosana.
Rockstar are good at optimising their games. GTA V ran better than GTA IV on the same hardware. I wouldn’t be surprised if GTA VI runs well on the Steam Deck.
I’ve been in cafés where the food is being crawled all over by bees or wasps. It’s usually a good sign because it means the food is full of ingredients they’re attracted to, and they keep flies away.
Just stare unblinking at a clock. When it suddenly jumps forwards several hours subtract the difference. Easy.
Doesn’t work when crossing time zones or during daylight savings transitions.
Pair it up with Adaptive Lighting to control the ambience of your nightmares.
Removing a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.
Counterpoint: why am I only now finding out this gif exists?
My nephew was getting worked up by constant ad interruptions in his iPad games (I know, I know) so I installed PiHole on their network to block ads. A week later my brother demanded I take it out becaus he wants ads back. I’m not joking - he actually clicks the sponsored links in search results, and it annoyed him that he couldn’t click on adverts in articles and on Facebook any more. Some people really are further gone than you might realise.
Wow, they were spot on. Amazing.
Well, one time in 2016 I did acid and spent hours watching Windows screensavers. That’s basically what they’re describing.
What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?
…well, then.