I set this up the second or third time I saw a post from you, and it’s proven largely redundant since then.
i’m not a one trick pony, i have my fair share of non horny posts😒
you know what thats so real girlboss, updated it for youYeah idk how “I’m your wife now” is horny, or really any of your relationship posts. Unless they assume the primary reason for a relationship is sex, or they assume your primary reason for a relationship is sex, which says a lot more about them.
that’s fair, and that’s more on me not really having a better word than “horny” to encapsulate… relationshipposting? what would you even call it?
edit: passionposting!!!
Just during ovulation!
(Same tho, I just haven’t hornyposted on lemmy 👀)
Every time i see a potential hornypost, i try to guess whether it is by violet08. Makes me smile when i guess right.
Of course it’s fucking violet08, who else could this be
Is exactly what i thought the second i saw this one :D
I consider this legally binding btw
Violet, you’re famous now, I knew it was you before I even read your username
I’m just a 26 year old baby, I don’t think I’m old enuogh to have wife.
Sorry love, you seem like a fun personality and I’d love to chat, but marry? I’m old enough to be your father and I personally think that disqualifies me as a daddy.
mommy?
does seeing this pic from two people makes two wives, or does the latest one overwrite all previous ones 🤔
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Damn, guess we marrying now
Oh no, not again
Good luck!
At least 25 or divorce, I do make the rules though.
How tf did you get famous just by posting this?
So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?
communism
We should make a roller derby and chili cookout team
Yes?
Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.
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My last wife isn’t into sharing, sorry. You’ll have to fight to the death.
they both turn to face you, swords at the ready
‘o no’
I also choose this guy’s wife’s husband
Sorry, I’m taken already. Isn’t that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?
Holy fuck, you are well known in ancient fediverse magic
I knew this was going to be violet when I scrolled by
It looks pink to me.
