This thread is completely devoid of map sea monster facts and that’s a travesty
did you know that sea monsters are afraid of light?
Don’t listen to this, this is lies spread by sea monsters to make us put lights on our boats, making them easier to spot
Look, this little light keeps the sea monsters at bay. Well, that and the moon
Sometimes, the map monsters are green.
#moderatequalityfacts
That’s a tapestry, not a travesty
The sea is lovely, dark, and deep And we have miles to go And promises to keep
This is top tier flirting and I should be so lucky to have it directed my way. Luna can get it.
You’d think she was just being friendly and completely miss the signal.
Probably. But I’d appreciate it when I realized 20 years later. Well first I’d facepalm a bunch, then appreciate.
Honestly this is why I started just telling people when I’m crushing on them.
The worst thing that has ever happened as a result was that they were flattered but did not return the feelings. And honestly? Knowing that helped me move on and stay friends with those people.
I am very much a flirt by nature and this just takes out all the guesswork hahaha. Now, TO BE FAIR, I am a woman and very, uh, let’s just say i get called “cute” and “adorable” a lot, I don’t wanna toot my own horn too much here, but my point is that I am non-threatening. This tactic may not be taken as well coming from a man, but I think it also heavily depends on existing rapport (or lack thereof) with the person of interest.
I have a hard time reading “phobia for eggs.” I feel like it should be phobia of eggs. Or egg phobia.
Why such a phobia for for?
They had had a bad experience with with, so i get trying for for phobias.
ikr I think one of the main reasons the Nemi comics never hit it big in the US is bc they don’t have very good translations.
Oh, right! It should have been phobia for testicles of course.
I never wondered why the map sea monsters were placed in the locations that they were placed in.
I am now wondering why the map sea monsters were placed in the locations that they were placed in.
Frankly I never questioned why there be monsters as marked.
This. They’re marked there cos that’s where they fricken’ are!
Always thought it was “because there’s room there and it looks neat.”
That’s what I’ve always done when I draw old maps. Hope I haven’t been doing it wrong this whole time.
one interesting reason is drew monsters where they didn’t want people to go like their fishing spots
(the monsters were an indication that the sea was dangerous there)
I’d date them
Well, yeah, duh. That’s what chronological order is.
I now don’t know whether they are genuinely simping or being witty.
She was probably turned off by the fact that they aren’t maps, but rather nautical charts. :(
Try dating other autists, normies don’t uh, speak your love language.
Must love trains.
Somebody called me?
I posted this comment on the same meme in a different comm, but it’s worth saying again:
I’m a big proponent of “showing your weird” – I’ve always liked weird people because they don’t appear to be hiding anything, they just have a genuine quality normal people don’t, whereas people who seem “perfect” or “normal” (whatever that means) are often too good to be true, and are fucked up in a way they have to hide.
I’ve had success showing my weird; it weeds out those who would not want me, and that prevents wasted time and energy on something that’d never work.
All this being said, if I were on a date with a person and they started doing this, well, I’d be extremely interested.
Monologues are not allowed to exceed 5 minutes on a date.
If you don’t use visual aids, what do you expect?
The first red flag I got was no mention of bringing any maps to the date. I’d say that’s an important point to mention, which means they didn’t take any maps with them. That’s like bringing a condom but forgetting the dick at home.
Id definitely take sea monsters on maps so long as opposed to hearing how much they hate their ex
Autistic dating
These comments are how I know that the Fediverse are my people.
OP was the sea monster all along.
Maybe a sea monster ate her ice cream.
