What a shame. I was super excited to send money to this grifter and show off how much of a patriot I am. And it’s fake gold, which everyone knows is super classy.
I don’t even want the latest Galaxy, Pixel, or douchiephone… Why would I want a trump phone?
To advertise your advanced douche status.
Imagine being the PRESIDENT OF THE USA and still feeling the need to shout “LOVE ME” every five minutes
PedoPhone, for Rape™️
More like LOVE ME… OR ELSE!
I choose “or else”
I mean, it’s obviously just gonna be a rebranded budget phone by a Chinese brand like Ulefone or Umidigi, like that “Freedom Phone” by that crypto-fuckface, whatever his name was. I don’t know why anyone is still bothering to report on this.
Because it is a brand with POTUS’ name on it. And we should continue to shine light on him and his grifts until he glows like the fuckin sun.
POTUS
Pedophile of the US
The issue is that the people not voting or voting for him are conveniently kept in the dark.
Watch, people will come to fall over themselves to insist it’s not worth it to let the fascist enablers of their family know they are traitors to democracy.
If people won’t even tell their families they are disappointed in them and they are acting out of line they won’t say it to ANYONE. If people do not love their families enough to say anything, they definitely don’t love their own country to say anything.
You bite your tongue around strangers or people you don’t care about. The fact that people are doing that with people they love proves there really isn’t love there. It’s something else.
At least tell the AI to crop your crappy image if you are that incapable.
I reckon sleepy joe done made it late!
Buy a cheap piece of shit phone, spray it in a tacky gold colour and BAM, sorted.
You can still look like a complete cunt but without having to be robbed by a filthy orange paedophile.Corrected title:
The “Trump phone” just “missed” another “release date”
We all know it’s just a grift, right?
Why aren’t there being lawsuits filed for this? This has got to be illegal, isn’t it? I know I’m being naive, but why, how?
Because the supremes have ruled everything this president does is legal. If he can somehow make it an “official act.”
Diana Ross nooooo!
Those checks and balances are going to kick in any day now!
How many
foolspeople pre-ordered one?What are the 14 other indications on this visual?
No
Nope
Narp
Negative
Nuh-uh
Nyet
Negatory
Nine
Naw
[laughter]
Almost ready (send more money)
Nearly there (send more money)
Two weeks away (send more money)
Once you sign this updated contract and send more money
Yes, but only if you send more money
What phones?
There are no phones.
Are you still talking about those phones?
Biden stole the phones.
Mexico will pay for the phones!
Just roll a tatty low end Android phone in gold glitter and burn a grand.
It’ll be classier and probably work better.
Roll a tatty?
ROLL A TATTY!
YOU WOULDN’T ROLL a TATTY
Roll Tatties!
What’s tatties, precious?
Potatoes
I don’t speak a dialect of English that uses that word but context clues tell me “tatty” means “the shittiest barely functional one electron away from being a brick phone fractions of a penny can buy”.
When I’ve heard “tatty,” it’s been short for “tattered.” Like “threadbare.” However, as you said, from context I assume that’s not what’s meant here.
It’s also potatoes.
