did you know that there’s a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.

At first glance it says “dripping with excrement” so maybe someone left one of Goofy’s turds in the sun to get bleached.

That little shit is from Lake County. I’m only pointing this out to remind anyone thinking a waterside photo is projecting status. In Lake County there is more water than land at a 2:1 ratio so this is a poor man’s attempt to appear to be rich. You can’t piss in a yard in Lake County without it landing in one of the many lakes.

I have a button for a doorbell at my door. Hasn’t worked since I moved in. If I wanted it to work and raise anxiety I would figure out how to make it spray water on whoever is at the door.

1. It showed up one day in your apple library
2. You couldn’t delete or remove it
3. The band’s stupid name stood out in any library due to it being short
4. At the time you couldn’t get rid of the album. It sat there eating up memory space and the best you could do was disable the album from playing in shuffle.
5. Thank you OP for reminding me about this. It took over a decade but I finally got that album out of a now empty music library on a device that sat unused in a drawer. At some point between then and now deleting the album from your library became easy. Back in the drawer it goes.

Shouldn’t the picture in the OP have GG Allin in it? Fighting and poo were what set him apart from most other well-adjusted and half well-adjusted bands.

I don’t speak a dialect of English that uses that word but context clues tell me “tatty” means “the shittiest barely functional one electron away from being a brick phone fractions of a penny can buy”.