Oh OP has food. Look everyone OP has food.
Hm, instructions unclear but I guess if you eat the whole pizza you already covered 72% of your recommended daily fat intake. OTOH, at 1320 kcal you still need ~500-900 kcal. Is that the correct answer?
This is the Lemmyest of Lemmy posts.
Why the fuck is there a pencil in the bottom shelf when its not listed in the lost items.
“pencil” is one of the bonus items
Oh.
I feel like some of these items have been permanently morphed into their environment and would be impossible to use.
Im not eating that “real” mozzarella
Can someone explain to me in what world real mozzarella cheese is a weird square? I’ve only ever seen the white blobs which definitely aren’t squares.
its a wedge ;)
edit: nvm thought it said parmesan not mozzarella
Pizza pan being the clock is kinda bullshit.
Man, that’s the last one I couldn’t find and I finally gave up to scroll for the answer. My eyes flicked to the clock like 3 times and I just shrugged it off! Lame.
The mozzarella’s on the fucking floor
That’s not sanitary… I’m not eating at this place.
Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.
Answer Key:
spoiler
No no no. That can’t be the comb. That’s bullshit.
I’m more upset about the pizza pan being the clock 😩
Tony Sez: “Hey, fuck you, buddy!”
Good job!
Just in case you get board of that one, here’s a Morning one to play around with:
I saw this exact box recently and I was thinking about how I’ve missed seeing these 😄
I’m kind of surprised they still exist and aren’t just a QR code to download a shitty app
Tap for spoiler
Answers for the curious 🫣
I was like “haha, that’s funny” and then accidentally spent like 10 minutes finding stuff because I was curious where the binoculars could be. So… thanks I guess?
can’t believe you’d pirate a pizza box like this. how will Tony ever recover from this?
I found the hockey stick before reading the bonus and thought I was crazy
