So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

Some still claim he’s gonna come back at some point to fix everything that got broken, but no one’s verifiably seen him in thousands of years.

Artficial AI intelligence

Wow, you rarely see a captcha where all the boxes contain the thing you’re supposed to click.

surprise new linux feature: Much more space-efficient sudo command

What’s the weird tricycle-scooter the monke is riding?

Yes, I see they did edit a textbook definition in there at some point. Their in-thread usage of the term “liberal” seems to just mean “someone who disagrees with me”, so go figure?

The issue is that “liberal” in itself doesn’t say anything about where you fall on the left/right spectrum. It just says you want less regulation of some sort, which can apply to a lot of things. To rail on “liberals” on the internet without using more precise language is naive at best, deliberately inflammatory at worst.

No

Thanks for proving my point :)

Well, you are misusing established naming conventions and giving off the vibe that you think your definition is the only correct one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ITT: leftists fighting leftists, including the OP

Which is super-ironic considering what the posted meme is

Yes, eBussy is clearly an offensive name for this.

We need to rename it to something that’s still whimsical, and fit for its function. I mean a bus like this is something that will probably take all my fellow techbros to their jobs. So maybe something like the “Brojobber”?

I bet it’s Adobe. Turns out making or maintaining nukes isn’t really that hard or expensive. It’s just the subscription to Adobe Apocalypse that’s the real blocker for most economies.

They can do the same they did with the reboot ones: Heavily imply it’s post-instrumentality fuckery that somehow reset the world, and now everything’s the same but a bit different again but somehow some people sorta remember stuff from before.

Me in my mind: Infinite free beer glitch unlocked.

Phew, thanks for reminding me that I need to go stab some people today! And thanks for the coffee; helps me stab better!

Liar. I’ve never seen chicken come from chickens. All the chicken I’ve ever seen has come out of the grocery store.

Have you tried becoming a vampire?

They’re asking Copilot for help, so have achieved 10x productivity.