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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

please...just go....

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please...just go....

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    I did that at a house warming for one of my girlfriends friends. I just came out of the bathroom and told her we needed to go now.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      “Babe you’re going to need a new friend”

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      2 days ago

      Isn’t “going now” what got you into the situation in the first place?

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      you mean go to get a plunger?

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        2 days ago

        you mean go to get a plunger, right?

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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          you mean go to get a plunger, left?

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            2 days ago

            You mean go to get a plunger, up?

          • serpineslair@lemmy.world
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            2 days ago

            No, right.

            • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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              dude, we’re using the plunger wrong, it goes up and down, not left to right

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                Yep repeatedly and forcefully. Wish did we upon a metaphor

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                  Instructions unclear, plunger stuck in butt.

                  quietly moans

                  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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                    Dealing with the source of the problem directly

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