Some random shit I saw today…
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The urge to stomp is strong.
Extra style points if you also go slip-n-slide after and do a penguin-style belly slide across the kitchen floor!
I had a dream last night that people started to sell sunblock in ketchup packets sized packets.
Then I tricked a school track meet into worshiping Satan.
8/10, the dream could have had more flying.
a lot of people don’t know but this is how raisins are made
But what are you raising them to become?
ketchup raisins
Ah
Sauce drawer
Classic
So you have acquired a donald trump temper tantrum kit.
This is art.
I don’t know what the plan is, but we’ll be lucky to survive it.
They need it all to dip their corn in
