restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agostressquokk.auimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1741arrow-down17
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minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·2 days agoHow bout a prescription to stop doom scrolling. I feel like it’d take at least that to get my damn phone out of my hands.
minus-squareJeffdude@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 days agoI prescribe you to stop doom scrolling
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoBad news. My doom scroll is contagious
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoand it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days ago“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?” “I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days ago“lol get rekt, smell my brand” cried Fartographer in victory “if I’m going down I’m bringing you with me”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoYikes! How’d you find a video of me?!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoYou? This is my self portrait!
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoI love Lemmy for that, you can’t doomscroll very much here.
How bout a prescription to stop doom scrolling. I feel like it’d take at least that to get my damn phone out of my hands.
I prescribe you to stop doom scrolling
HOLY SHIT I’M CURED
Bad news. My doom scroll is contagious
OH SHIT
and it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?”
“I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
“lol get rekt, smell my brand” cried Fartographer in victory
“if I’m going down I’m bringing you with me”

Yikes! How’d you find a video of me?!
You? This is my self portrait!
I love Lemmy for that, you can’t doomscroll very much here.