restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agostressquokk.auimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1739arrow-down17
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minus-squareJeffdude@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 days agoI prescribe you to stop doom scrolling
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoBad news. My doom scroll is contagious
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoand it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day ago“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?” “I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day ago“lol get rekt, smell my brand” cried Fartographer in victory “if I’m going down I’m bringing you with me”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoYikes! How’d you find a video of me?!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 hours agoYou? This is my self portrait!
I prescribe you to stop doom scrolling
HOLY SHIT I’M CURED
Bad news. My doom scroll is contagious
OH SHIT
and it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?”
“I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
“lol get rekt, smell my brand” cried Fartographer in victory
“if I’m going down I’m bringing you with me”

Yikes! How’d you find a video of me?!
You? This is my self portrait!