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minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 days agoIt’s because you can basically murder and eat more-less any woman, and she can’t do anything about it, so she is rolling the dice. Men meanwhile, a lot harder. Also, less fucks given about it.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 days agoLadies, I promise I’m not trying to eat you. …wait. No, I mean, I’ll go down on you, sure. But I will not consume your flesh. Also, I’d like to handcuff your ankles and wrists onto a steel frame, in a vulnerable position. Then tickle the crap out of you for hours! Hey! Where ya going, ladies? Come back! See? So hard to talk to women!
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoThat’s why I only eat the flesh of men _ See ladies! I’m perfectly safe!
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoThis is why I don’t say anything. I just stare and smile and get closer veeeeery slowly. They’re kind of like deer.
It’s because you can basically murder and eat more-less any woman, and she can’t do anything about it, so she is rolling the dice.
Men meanwhile, a lot harder.
Also, less fucks given about it.
Ladies, I promise I’m not trying to eat you.
…wait. No, I mean, I’ll go down on you, sure. But I will not consume your flesh.
Also, I’d like to handcuff your ankles and wrists onto a steel frame, in a vulnerable position. Then tickle the crap out of you for hours!
Hey! Where ya going, ladies? Come back!
See? So hard to talk to women!
That’s why I only eat the flesh of men _
See ladies! I’m perfectly safe!
This is why I don’t say anything. I just stare and smile and get closer veeeeery slowly. They’re kind of like deer.