Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoSorry, force of habit my Blemmy.worldimagemessage-square41linkfedilinkarrow-up1654arrow-down17
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up87·1 month ago“Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data?” “Ok but do you normally stare directly into a scientist’s eyes while jerking it?”
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 month agoYes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoWhoa… What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
minus-squareMurse@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoLength, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoI don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instantly is what they call me.
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoYou used to be Johnny Come LATEly but then you found your kink
minus-squaresuxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoYes that’s ideal. And I know this is my 50th sleep study. I needed another one, and I will continue taking them. Yes, my insurance quit on me long ago, I don’t care how much this costs, JUST TAKE MY MONEY, HOOK ME UP AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month ago“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoThey are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
“Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data?”
“Ok but do you normally stare directly into a scientist’s eyes while jerking it?”
Yes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
Not in 3D usually no
Whoa…
What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
Length, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
I don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instantly is what they call me.
You used to be Johnny Come LATEly but then you found your kink
It’s actually axial rotation
Yes that’s ideal. And I know this is my 50th sleep study. I needed another one, and I will continue taking them. Yes, my insurance quit on me long ago, I don’t care how much this costs, JUST TAKE MY MONEY, HOOK ME UP AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE
“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”
They are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
Five nights at jorker’s