stenAanden@feddit.dk to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe planets of the solar systemfeddit.dkimagemessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up1744arrow-down19
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minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·2 days agoFuck me with a bucket of pee, I had no idea the earth was so flat compared to other planets.
minus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoI… uh… how would I even DO that???
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·2 days agoBy following these easy steps: Go to craft supply store and buy clay. Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold. Bake it. Pour piss from bucket into mold Freeze it Remove frozen piss from mold Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled. Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoCouldn’t we just spread him and poor it inside? That sounds like a lot of work.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agothat’s hardly a pee bucket, that’s just a bucketsworth of pee. i pedant these instructions as misleading at best
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoit’s just been on a diet. does it show?
Fuck me with a bucket of pee, I had no idea the earth was so flat compared to other planets.
I… uh… how would I even DO that???
By following these easy steps:
Go to craft supply store and buy clay.
Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold.
Bake it.
Pour piss from bucket into mold
Freeze it
Remove frozen piss from mold
Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo
I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled.
Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.
What the hell did I just read?
A guide to a happy life
Couldn’t we just spread him and poor it inside? That sounds like a lot of work.
that’s hardly a pee bucket, that’s just a bucketsworth of pee. i pedant these instructions as misleading at best
it’s just been on a diet. does it show?