There is no way that a hundred hotdogs that you have to throw out at the end of every day are less expensive than a bunch of off brand protein bars that will never expire until eaten
Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t be at that hot dog station every day cleaning them out
That’s the joke.
Not gonna lie, I would much prefer free hot dogs to free protein bars
I’m sure the employees craving protein would be very happy with a greasy fat tube wrapped in carbs.
Average hotdog , 23 g of fat, 6 g of protein.
Don’t forget the nitrates.
What is nitrates hobbits?
It’s what you get paid for doing the late shift

It’s rocket fuel
It is very uncharitable to this Alex Cohen fella to assume he is being sincere, but I absolutely believe an MBA would think this is a good idea
Because it is a good idea.
Everyone on the internet is always serious.
it’s srs bsns
Admittedly not DMX’s best album.
To be fair, you could probably leaves those out for months and not get sick eating them. The bread would go first, but that enriched store bread takes forever to mold
Always surprised when I see a little blue/green growing on my Walmart buns.
Yeah but the buns are going to be dry in like an hour.












