Beep@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?pbs.twimg.comimagemessage-square201linkfedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down18cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
arrow-up11.13Karrow-down1imageWHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?pbs.twimg.comBeep@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square201linkfedilinkcross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
minus-squareTransNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agonope. you just need to adjust a few things. 2 monitors for corporate serfs (rename middle management to serfs) and 4+ for corporate slaves. upper management gets a laptop and a normal monitor. executives can stay the same. CEO needs 2 phones.
minus-squareRooster326@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agoI think the current dogma is CEO gets a phone with 2 screens. Soon to be 3 with the Samsung (You can’t afford it anyways).
minus-squareTransNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agowhy the fuck would I want a 2 or 3 screen phone. have you seen how flimsy and breakable they are?
minus-squareRooster326@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 hours agoIf you can afford a 3 screen phone. You wouldn’t need to worry about the cost.
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day ago CEO needs 2 phones Is the second one for the coke dealer?
minus-squareTransNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agono it’s for their new Epstein style dealer
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agocoke, prostitutes, bribery, etc.,
nope. you just need to adjust a few things. 2 monitors for corporate serfs (rename middle management to serfs) and 4+ for corporate slaves. upper management gets a laptop and a normal monitor. executives can stay the same. CEO needs 2 phones.
I think the current dogma is CEO gets a phone with 2 screens.
Soon to be 3 with the Samsung (You can’t afford it anyways).
why the fuck would I want a 2 or 3 screen phone. have you seen how flimsy and breakable they are?
If you can afford a 3 screen phone. You wouldn’t need to worry about the cost.
Is the second one for the coke dealer?
no it’s for their new Epstein style dealer
coke, prostitutes, bribery, etc.,
I should get a second phone
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