pfft templeOS wouldn’t trust users to verify. that’s what ‘god.dll’ is for
What Would Jesus Do?
He would verify his age to keep the children protected! /s
Flipping tables and whipping people with a whip that he took the time to braid on the spot is certainly an option
Age verification is just becoming a glowy with extra steps
The push for this is interesting, in that I had assumed that their existing telemetry would render this useless. It makes me suspect that like AI, there’s a large gap in what they say they can track and what they actually track.
Insert age verification to fill the gap?
It’s not about age. It’s about connecting their existing profile to your currently untracked activity.
And advertising, as another commenter pointed out. It’s becoming difficult to distinguish between LLM slop and potential consumers, which is causing ad revenue to drop. With ID they can promise marketing to real humans.
#ABoringDystopia
Tracking dissidents to ensure that nobody can coordinate an uprising or protest movement like No Kings.
They can arrest them for being ANTIFA before any movement gets too large
Largely pushed by selfbook
That was my assumption. They can already predict stuff like your age from just your habits and search history. Getting you to show your id gives a lot of different info that can be cross referenced for fun.
Real question while we shitpost; if they require a 4 second video can you just wear a disguise for fun? I’ve got neat prosthetics I don’t get to use often.
And if so, which aspects are best to cover up? Bushy unibrow? Demon contacts? Pointy ears? Crazy nose? Forehead ridges?
Wear a Richard Nixon mask.
So a dick pic?
I’m told filming sims can sometimes fool it
Can I use my latest Fallout NV character? He looks surprisingly like me when I have a beard and also my hairline from 20 years ago.
Lies. TempleOS will never submit.
I didn’t imagine I’d be fighting for internet freedom alongside TempleOS!
Imagine the brilliance of Terry but without the insanity. Dude was trapped within his own mind.
No need to imagine, Linus Torvalds exists.
You canNOT patition the Lord with
prayerage verification code!Can you give me anonymity I must find a place to hide a place for me to hide.
Do you think we can get religious exemption?
We can always lean on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in trying times like this.
TempleOS sounds like the official Linux distribution of the Vatican.
oh boy do you have a rabbit hole to go down… if you’re interested!
yeah it’s kinda sad but pretty amazing
