Well hey, I appreciate the recommendation. Maybe it’s time to get back into Windows 98 gaming. Just like mom used to make.

Not a bad idea. How do you actually partake that hobby? Is it more the same building things or the challenge of getting old hardware/software working?

Computer electronics are like my main hobby. It was expensive on a good day. This makes it unaffordable.

The backwards thing is, it probably actually is profitable, but we can’t see beyond the next quarter. We don’t understand that you can invest in your people.

I might have kids if I had the space for it. You know, future taxpayers.

Best I can do is fed interest rate cuts.

Precisely. This is extreme inequity. There are plenty of resources to go around.

The future was stolen.

You can do that Microslop. It’s not exactly possible for me to not use your software even harder at this point.

I wonder how many surveillance dollars are going into that company that isn’t publicly known.

It’s been surreal watching my technically-inclined friends switch.

To be fair, soup can be basically anything. You could consider a phone soup by certain definitions of soup.

I met the author… a guy who wrote the script for one of the pictured movies. He was doing stand-up comedy on a cruise ship. He said yes, they are all terrible, but there’s a certain audience for them and they’re quite profitable.

He said I want you to think of me when you’re forced to watch one of these. I want you to know who is responsible, and that I’m very sorry.