Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they’re a distinct rung down from “I want to shove my face between someone’s asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue.” I’m giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.
Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they’re a distinct rung down from “I want to shove my face between someone’s asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue.” I’m giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.
i doubt the people who eat ass give a fuck what you think
they eat ass
It is not for them we give them the side eye.
It is to inform everyone else around them.
The Feast of the Ass has been celebrated since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
You know you can wash your ass, right?
You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn’t fart.
Yes it does.
Nor does it dispense literal shit
Yes it does.
What kind of armpit are you using???
Yes, and my comment was assuming the partner washed as a baseline – unless it’s to the standards I wash my fucking toilet bowl with at least.
Washing helps remove fecal matter, but anyone giving analingus is still lapping up microscopic shit particles off of someone’s asshole.