if you want to alter your body or living situation for attention, have you tried voluntary incontinence?
No. Absolutely do NOT get pregnant for attention.
That’s what abortions are for.
Get an abortion for attention? I think there’s a prerequisite to that
Pregnancy AND an abortion?? She’ll get TWICE as much attention 😄
No because you’ll regret it big time.
Yahoo Answers, is that you?
prrrrrRrRrRrRreh-GANTEH
what should I do with a luigi board?
I’d recommend getting fat instead. You can play it off like you’re pregnant but, as long as you keep refreshing your friend groups every few months, don’t have to worry about some whiny little shit popping out to hog the spotlight.
Going to shed some guilt over that last bit by stating that I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews (even when they are being whiny little shits). They can hog all the spotlight they want.
Yes
Being pregnant and having children can be very lonely, so no
The sex will get you attention, not so much the pregnancy.
But pregnant people are public property. At least people behave like they are
i bet a lot of that would stop if said pregnant people open carry 18" machetes strapped to their thighs and fiddled with the handles a lot. i really wish it wouldn’t have to come to that tho.
Rage bait is boring.
dude, this isn’t rage bait. it’s clearly a joke.
Thx. Looks like Facebook rage bait.
I left there a few years ago tho so maybe it’s changed?Rage bait on inspirational backgrounds was a thing for a while, then i stopped looking forever.
This is Lemmy Shitpost, everything here is a joke.
Its probably that same CCP incel who posts all the gender war propaganda.
Should figure that out, those people suck.
Pregante
Pregant?
Pergnat.
Gregnant
grep nant
Pregananant.
“Get a dictionary!”
The thing is that in the long run, you have to give much more attention than you get so doing the math, I say no, but I’m not a mathematician to be honest
Depends… Pregnant by a horse? That will give you attention. Pregnant by a human male well…
Catch-22: attention is how you get pregnant in the first place.
shit. what if i have too many attentions and i don’t want to get gregnant
How is babby formed?
It’s a rather complex and intricate biological process wherein mommy and daddy wish upon a star, and that star descends from they sky, becoming a new seed which gently plants itself in a cabbage patch. From there, after continuous watering and plenty of sunlight, the seed blossoms into a beautiful flower which when blooms, opens to reveal a diamond. That diamond later forms into an infant child, and can begin the long process of growing up and consuming resources.
i’ve read your previous posts so no, absolutely not
No
I disagree. Boy preggers is pretty rad.
Is that Danny DeVito?
No, that is Arnold Schwarzenegger that is boy preggers.
As in the former Governor of California…?
Yes, dude.
I’m pretty sure that’s Lea Thompson dude.
