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minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoJesus would either rock a Styer AUG or a FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
minus-squarePsionicsickness@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoI wanted to have a differing opinion, but then you said objectively, and I realized you used it right. Damn it.
minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoI mean maybe Jesus has different criteria for firearm selection than objective coolness
minus-squarePsionicsickness@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoLook. If he’s God incarnate, then he would know what’s up. They all shoot bullets, right?
minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoHe also had some things to say about the rich so maybe he prefers a Kalashnikov
minus-squarePsionicsickness@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoHumble but demonstrably reliable? Maybe. But when I look at the aug? Divinity.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI mean, the other option is a flamethrower that runs on Holy oil, so…
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days ago FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
Jesus would either rock a Styer AUG or a FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
I wanted to have a differing opinion, but then you said objectively, and I realized you used it right. Damn it.
I mean maybe Jesus has different criteria for firearm selection than objective coolness
Look. If he’s God incarnate, then he would know what’s up. They all shoot bullets, right?
He also had some things to say about the rich so maybe he prefers a Kalashnikov
Humble but demonstrably reliable? Maybe.
But when I look at the aug? Divinity.
I mean, the other option is a flamethrower that runs on Holy oil, so…
I was thinking a Taurus Judge…