MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThis MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square212linkfedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down112
arrow-up11Karrow-down1imageThis MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.lemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square212linkfedilink
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up77·2 days agoPlot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 days agoHe was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoCausing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoHe’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate. Imagine the entire hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days ago…after prolonged sexual activity with aliens…
minus-squaredellish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoHere we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoThe aliens took him to epstein’s island.
Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.
Even they wouldn’t want him.
He’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate.
Imagine the entire hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.
…after prolonged sexual activity with aliens…
Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!
The aliens took him to epstein’s island.