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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent

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my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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    Sleeping with your junk out is kinda like wearing boxers. And I hate wearing boxers - boxer-briefs all the way! I imagine sleeping topless as a woman is kinda similar, depending on her tits’ shape.

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      I hired someone to cup and hold them during the night so I get the best of both worlds.

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        craigslist, is this you?

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          Nah, I’m a job creator.

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            Interesting. Got any openings for people with no common sense and a very tenuous grasp on reality as a whole?

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              You’ll need more than a tenuous grasp to be an all night ball cupper.

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              Got any openings for people with no common sense and a very tenuous grasp on reality as a whole?

              Have you considered right-wing punditry?

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                too brown for that.

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                  Not a problem for Candice Owens or Saagar Enjeti

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                    I don’t even know who the second one is.

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              I do, but apparently its illegal to test intense hallucinogenic psychedelic drugs on people now.

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      Same. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.

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