It’s funny. It’s a big hat.
When you look hot enough to wear whatever
She looks baked.
That face says, “I know it’s a stupid hat, but I’m rich. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?”
I’m getting an “owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome” vibe
Reminds me of when i worked at cinema and there was a massive room under the auditorium FILLED with baby strollers
“Yeah people leave these in here all the time, usually with the fried chicken bucket still inside.”
Fleshlights are easier to clean after.
Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn’t work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it’s filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.
Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I’ve already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!
That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.
Not a problem if you already walk around Costco full mast. Got some wondeful memories of many moments of passion in the Costco restrooms finding out just how many $1 hotdogs I could fit into my rectum. Just try going soft with half a dozen of those delicious meat tubes all up in you.
Have we tried just stuffing a chicken with hotdogs like instead
That’s disgusting! What are you, some kind of pervert?
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You can clean them?!?
Nice humblebrag affording the cinema, chicken and a nice hat. Oooooo so fancy. La di da.
Also, who can afford a Zendaya in THIS economy??
Disclaimer: just being silly, no actual objectification of or disrespect towards Zendaya intended
Diese dämlichen Promis gehen mir so auf den Sack mit ihrer albernen Selbstdarstellung
