JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoLovelemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1468arrow-down16
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minus-squareMrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoThat sand is gonna be painful.
minus-squareanon_8675309@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoPeople romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoIf you never fuck in the sand, you’ll never get vagina pearls.
minus-squarebss03@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI feel like that’s a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from “The Good Place”) quote here, but I couldn’t find it in my Internet searching.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoEverything that should be wet is dry and everything that should be dry is wet. Make it make sense.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou know those kinds of showers where just looking at them makes you feel poor? Those ones can be fun to fuck in if you properly apply the silicone lube.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoBucket list. Live and learn. Big towel helps.
That sand is gonna be painful.
People romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?
If you never fuck in the sand, you’ll never get vagina pearls.
I feel like that’s a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from “The Good Place”) quote here, but I couldn’t find it in my Internet searching.
BORTLES!!!🍾🔥
Not all beaches are sandy
Same with shower sex.
Everything that should be wet is dry and everything that should be dry is wet. Make it make sense.
You know those kinds of showers where just looking at them makes you feel poor? Those ones can be fun to fuck in if you properly apply the silicone lube.
Bucket list. Live and learn. Big towel helps.