Mmmm, that’s a keming issue
These sperm bank motivational messages are getting weird.

Just five more minutes
What an inspiration. Imma goon right now…
Gon… Goon… Go on…
Truly, recent internet history has been rough.
I asked Al if he used AI generated Gooning Goonies to Goon privately. Al told me that AI told Al it couldn’t make Goonies Goon for Al since it is a copyrighted material.
😔✊
But I’ve been gooning for three days now I just need a drink of water.
Im Australia goon is a slang term for a cheap box of wine that teenagers would drink to get drunk. I guess the kids don’t drink anymore.
It used to mean a criminal henchman in the US. How it got turned into long masturbatory edging sessions is beyond me. Thanks Gen Z, I guess.
Well if you insist.
Free JOI!
Welcome to the fertility clinic. Andrology ward.
So I “just” need to double how long I last? Simple! Why didn’t you just say so before!?








