More of this, please.
So that’s how one gets delivered from evil
I’ll deliver you from evil if you ride me furiously, and let me ferociously feast upon your genitals, in jest of course (oral sex+++++)!
What’s up with the law of chastity man? You living it?
Tf is that shit? I just became a prophet in the Mormon church last week, so you have to forgive me. But, just on the context of name alone, I would say shame in itself is bad and we should not be ruled by it, but likewise, we should not be prideful and develop our willpower and ability to resist temptation in our daily lives. These means there’s a time to build up and a time to tear down. I think we should work hard 5-6 days a week and really fucking party on our sabo-domingo (sabbath). We’re not on Earth for ourselves but for our spiritual development; to be able to last eternity in God’s heaven as it grows exponentially more perfect, or even better, transcend the existence-illusion complex entirely to become one’s own independent phenomenon.
You passed the test my son Thou shalt needeth to pass a few more tests ya dig. Thy next test…
Art thou payingeth thy parteth of the Lord’s fire insurance?
I genuinely had a major psychological problem for two years after seeing this which aided in my disassociation with my body in the wake of my MKULTRA programming.
you gotta have goals
I got top goals, bro
Bucket list:
Take over Mormon Church
Take over the United States
Form “legal” harem
Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize
Learn to juggle
So y’know, I’ve done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I’ve already done. List is in no order.
just please dont kidnap wild pigeons.
I’ll just ejaculate on the bread I feed them, mmk?
I’m trying to figure out which one you’ve already done. I mean, you may have usurped control of the Mormon church, how would I know? I’m not a Mormon.
I learned to juggle before I started writing 2k-7k words a day, btw.
I study system sciences. I study collective attention and priority shifting within a cult/culture. I 100% Know how to take over a congregation, it’s a matter of going through with something so ballsy.
Y’know, MAGA is a cult. America is a cult. Democrats are a cult. Pepsi is a cult. A cult is just a network structure centered around a collective mission. I know the intermechanics of which to do as Joseph Smith did.
The joke is, I’m an artist. I work with confidence.
crickets
Confidence arts? Con arts! That’s what that word means, just like my teleological purpose - the reason I was made - is to teach, as at my core I am an educator.
Are these in chronological or priority order
It’s in the order that will produce the largest counterintelligence effect, which is what I do working with the F-I mean, the CIA.
This is from 2018.
Nobody else getting tired of bots posting shit without even a source?
The man was cleared too.
literally @1984@lemmy.today
Sir, this is the shitpost community
If there’s anything that I value most in my shitposts, it’s timeliness and accuracy. Now, I feel doubt creeping in… is horse plinko maybe not a real game?!
Hurry up and ask Midjourney to create a video of it before the bubble pops!
Just a wild shot in the dark, but you may enjoy trying ComfyUI, mage / video / audio generation and other fun AI stuff locally. (Download models from civitai or huggingface
Strongly recommend Docker. Getting the system configured can be a booger. Using an image is a lot easier.
(I’ve been playing with it recently and kinda love it right now, hence my eagerness to share)
A good GPU has a big impact on usability / quality
I knew it was pretty old.
Nothing is stopping you from blocking VetOfTheSeas
If you dislike the Posts/Comments of a community or account, you should just block it and save yourself the stress.
Getting hit always carries a chance of death.
Another tragic case was a British boy getting hit by a bouncer(lightly) and just dying.
A person I know talks about how driving bicycles without helmets is very reckless as their mother had someone fall beside them when waiting at a traffic light and just dying. Wasn’t even a bad fall
I used to wonder why we don’t wear helmets and safety glasses at all times. It’s because it looks stupid
When you are a person who is at risk you may. It’s just very uncommon and not reasonable. And people don’t like to wear PPE for the most part. Most people are fine with a reasonably small chance of death.
well that, and it seems a bit overprotective.
Meanwhile, other people jump out of a plane with a broken parachute, land in a haystack and escape with a broken leg and some bruises. It’s wild how the human body can be so resilient and fragile at the same time.
I had a professor who spent many years in the thick of battle in the Vietnam war. He said this was one of the hardest things to deal with mentally. One person would survive after getting shot all over and the next person would get the smallest bit of shrapnel in the wrong spot and “just turn off.”
Or it’s just bad luck. My great uncle died during that war because of engine failure at take off.
Really need to protect that noggin and the rest can heal.
Every body part has a major artery in it.
Get hit in the armpit, dead.
Get hit in the thigh, dead.
Get hit in the liver, dead.
Break a femur and it nicks the femoral artery, dead.
There certainly are ways to reduce the blood flow to survive a trip to the hospital, but if you don’t get blood back in you soon, you just shut down forever.
i think some french aristocrats would disagree
Not sure their heads dropping into the basket was a contributing cause.
Well then, that might just be the death of them.
That is called plot armour
Yeah, that’s not common, don’t count on that. Most of the time that you fall from a plane, you’re gonna die.
Yeah, and most of the time when you trip on a curb, you don’t die. Doesn’t mean we can’t talk about the fringe cases.
And LSD?
Most of the time you survive a plane fall, you probably wish you hadn’t
Well, to be fair you can’t wish you didn’t survive the fall, so that is always going to look away worse. As I type this, it sounds nonsensical but was funnier in my head
Normally, I just open my apartment door and masturbate in quiet, but noticeable passing while the delivery driver brings the package to my door. 9/10 times, when it’s a woman of any sex, they participate, but it’s 3/10 men that participate, and 1/10 of women call the cops, 3/10 of men, and 3/10 of men try to whoop your ass. That is honest gonzo reporting, right there.
